8th wOnder Of the wOrld?

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Like I said... 8th Wonder of the World? :O

True Love Story - Life Together

One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer's office.
Apparently, they are there to file a divorce.

Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story....
This couple had been quarreling all their 40 over yrs of marriage nothing ever seems to go right.

They hang on because of their children, afraid that it might affect their up-bringing. Now, all their children have already grown up, have their own family, there's nothing else the old couple have to worry about, all they wanted is to lead their own life free from all these years of unhappiness from their marriage, so both agree on a divorce....

Lawyer was having a hard time trying to get the papers done, because he felt that after 40 yrs of marriage at the age of 70, he couldnt understand why the old couple would still want a divorce..

While they were signing the papers, the wife told the husband..
"I really love u, but i really cant carry on anymore, I'm sorry.."
"Its o.k, i understand.." said the husband. Lookin at this, the lawyer suggested a dinner together, just 3 of them,wife thought, why not, since they are still gonna be friends..

At the dining table, there was a silence of awkardness.
The first dish was roasted chicken, immediately, the old man took the drumstick for the old lady.."take this, its your favourite.."

Looking at this, the lawyer thought maybe theres still a chance, but the wife was frowning when she answer.."
This is always the problem, you always think so highly of yourself, never thought about how I feel, dont you know that i hate drumsticks?"

Little did she know that, over the years, the husband have been trying all ways to please her, little did she know that drumsticks was the husband's favourite. Little did he know that she never thought he understand her at all, little did he know that she hates drummsticks even though all he wants is the best for her.

That night, both of them couldnt sleep, toss and turn, toss and turn...after hours, the old man couldnt take it anymore, he knows that he still loves her, and he cant carry on life without her, he wants her back, he wants to tell her, he is sorry, he wanted to tell her "i love you"...

He picks up the phone, starting dialing her number....ringing never stops..he never stop dialing....

On the other side, she was sad, she couldn’t understand how come after all these years, he still doesnt understand her at all, she loves him a lot, but she just cant take it anymore....phone's ringing, she refuses to answer knowing that its him..."whats the point of talking now that its over...i have ask for it and now i wanna keep it this way, if not i will lose face.."she thought...still ringing...she have decided to pull out the cord...

Little did she remember, he have heart problems...

The next day, she received news that he had passed away...she rushed down to his apartment, saw his body, lying on the couch still holding on to the phone...he had a heart attack when he was still trying to get through her phone line....

As sad as she could be...she will have to clear his belongings...when she was looking thru the drawers, she saw this insurance policy, dated from the day they got married, with the beneficiary being her... And together in those file, there was this note...

"To my dearest wife, by the time you're reading this, I'm sure I'm no longer around, I bought this policy for you, though the amount is only $100k, I hope it will be able to help me continue my promise that i have made when we got married, I might not be around anymore, I want this amount of money to continue taking care of you, just like the way I will if I could have live longer. I want you to know Iwill always be around, by your side... I love you"

Tears flowed like river......

"When you love someone, let them know... You never know what will happen the next minute.... Learn to build a life together.. Learn to love each other. For who they are.. not what they are..."

Baby argument

Alright there, chill aight, if the first thing that comes to mind was me arguing with my baby (which I don't even have) then your rightfully mistaken. But hey, do scroll down and have a look at this compelling argument by a very very adorably baby :)

HOT/CRAZY scale

This is one of the classics from How I Met Your Mother...



The Vicky Mendoza diagonal... lol

Twlog?

"This is my Twlog!!!" *_*

Yeap, that's probably what our blogs would sound like when Twitter finally takes over the world. Anyway, to all the Twittering peeps out there, this is something hilarious for ya to watch by David Letterman.

Until he mention it there, its pretty funny actually where you see people just posting up their current status, like what their doing at the moment, or maybe once in every hour. Fortunate for me, I'm still not really addicted to it yet. Considering there are millions of people twittering as we speak, still most of the people around me, like friends aren't even using twitter at the mo so its really, honestly saying, its pretty boring twitting but I'm still using it only to show that I'm up to date with the latest technology and trend. (okay, it's not the latest tech) :P

Anyway, its late in the night now and there's some stupid dog outside my house barking like none stop. Once he was even looking across my window barking for god-knows-what until I chase him off.Owh wait... this just cross my mind. Now I know what I have to do...

THIS GOES INTO TWITTER! :D
(check my twitter section)


Anyways, thats twitter put to good use. Hey, and also what do ya know, its not only a dog stamping its mark on me and my sleep but also stamping its mark on twitter.

AWESOME...

Sneakers and some funny promotions

Gahhhh... my multipurpose shoe, also better known as my basketball shoe is finally giving way to wear and tear. The bottom has totally worn out with a huge hole in it which justified how I could slip and stumble to the ground on a rough surface.

Well, it just means its FINALLY time to change me shoes. I'm probably thinking of getting this...

Nike Zoom Kobe IV (4)

You should probably know I'm a HUGE fan of Kobe Bryant and the Lakers so he is definitely my best basketball player ahead of Michael Jordan. No idea why I'm kinda into purple stuff nowadays but the while and black plus purple trim just makes the shoe look so nice. But gosh, I think this shoe would cost me up to 500 bucks which is bit pricey :|(my most expensive is still the Adidas Kobe II costing 300 bucks 6 years ago, which still, looks pretty awesome)

Adidas Kobe II (like a rock)

Anyway, I've been searching through internet and I found a rather hilarious commercial...

This is the commercial for the promotion of Guitar Heroes: World Tour game and as you can see, there are a host of big name in the pic. From the left we have Michael Phelps - the greatest swimmer of all time, Tony Hawk - one of the best professional skateboarder famed for his 900, Kobe Bryant - probably the best in the NBA and Alex Rodriguez - I'm not sure but I know he led the New York Yankees to the MLB title this year.

Any how, do enjoy this weird and funny lil clip of the guys enjoying the game...

How to SPOT a rich guy

Thing is, I've just been looking through some hilarious comments on what we call "The Beauty and the Beast".

Again, its no surprise that some young hawt chicks would jump right into the cash pool regardless of anything.

So how would you identify one?




there would be no better illustration than this...

:D

Hilarious Sayings

My blog is getting a lil boring now, so here are some hilarious wife quotes for you guys and gals to laugh about :)



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!
Jay Leno

Happenings...

Hmm... I'm awfully bored now without any thing to do on my PC which is the reason why I'm here to make a quick and short post. So like you see on the title, this post will be about some random happenings around me so far...

So here goes...

1. My Facebook account got hacked and I'm unable to retrieve it which is why I'm so bored now.


2. Just came back from work smelling like shisha.

3. Just saw his colleague got circumcised and walking weirdly around the office. His response was "I wanted to get a pornstar's penis"

4. People think I'm too tiny (Nope, not my p.... you know). Gonna start working out again... 50 push-ups a day!


5. Had time to admire a Bentley Continental GT, which you don't get to see often on the way back home. You will need over a million Ringgit to own one of this.


6. Gonna be poorer by RM300? by the end of the month. Got caught speeding on the highways.

7. Is rather active in Twitter due to Facebook's unavailability.


8. Still very much looking forward to getting his new car in 3 months time? Damn, its still sooo long away!!!


9. Thinking that its pretty much awesome to be able to be any character on the phone when you're talking to random people everyday.

10. Ohhh and... Johannesburg's female operators are soooo sweet and friendly!

11. This blog OFFICIALLY has a follower now. CHEERS!

12. Still likes this girl very much. And this is her favorite number so I'm making this the last number.

I guess that's all I'm gonna post. Gonna do my stuffs now. Good day everyone...!!!


OHHH AND....

DAMNNNN!!!!